bon: i have heard that using free software makes u more attractive to the opposite sex
rey: ROFL

bon: brb nosebleed
rey: k
bon: (today isnt going well)

bon: might treat myself to a pair of 22s for xmas
rey: dont you need 4?
bon: no
bon: dell 22s not chrome 22s

There’s been an increasing amount of hype with each successive WordPress release, but I think 2.7 may prove to be worthy of the large interest shown across the internet today. Huge changes with this release, including many not to my taste, but that’s just personal preference. I’ll simply write plugins to fix the things I find annoying.

Importantly though, there are a few new core features which are real milestones in WordPress’ life, with built-in automatic updates being the most significant. This quote from the release announcement sums it up:

This may be the last time you ever have to manually upgrade WordPress again.

This is absolutely key. Us geeks have developed and honed methods of updating 40 WordPress installations in a few seconds using tools like Subversion and shell scripts, but for the majority of people it’s a case of spending half an hour (or more) sitting there messing around downloading ZIP archives, unpacking them, FTPing into their webserver, deleting files (careful not to accidentally delete all your uploads), uploading all the new files, running the WordPress upgrade, during which time your website isn’t available to visitors. Then you have to go and check your site and make sure nothing has broken.

Never again. Install WordPress once and (unless you’re unlucky with your server setup) automatic updates should take care of your WordPress isntallation in the future. All it takes from you is a few clicks.

bon: ok
bon: time for some srs shit
bon: now no more fucking around
rey: !
bon: **cracks knuckles**
rey: :o
bon: gonna pass a mil tonight

We’ve scientifically determined the maximum amount of time that you should need to make a layout work in CSS: it’s 47 minutes.

Do the BT couple get back together do you know?

He had it covered:

I don’t know ‘cos Adam has been repeatedly ringing Jane lately to try to talk to her but she is so busy looking after the kids and doing housework and taking the kids to school and doing the shopping that she keeps missing his calls and obviously its not a good idea to answer the phone when you’re driving either so she has like 8 missed calls on her phone and doesn’t want to ring him back cos he only has a mobile and she is worried about the high call charges when ringing him from a land line but luckily BT have just lowered their call charges to mobiles so i think she rang him or he rang her again I’m not sure which and anyway they finally managed to speak to each other on the phone but then that was the end of the advert and it left the viewer in quite a bit of suspense especially as we know their relationship is beginning to look just a little rocky now and I’m not sure how their conversation went and after watching the ad on more than one occasion during some Saturday night telly last weekend me and Ed were discussing this and to be honest we were a bit worried about their relationship ‘cos Jane’s facial expression when she finally spoke to Adam on the phone was quite hard to read but we decided that either she didn’t look that comfortable speaking to him or she was worried about what might happen between them when they did finally speak again on the phone after such a long time of little to no communication between the couple with the last of these times being an instant messenger conversation over a dodgy wireless tube connection from Cornwall or Spain or somewhere which to be honest is not really the best of situations when you’re trying to maintain a good loving relationship when lots of factors such as the aforementioned high telephone call costs and unreliable tube connections are fighting against you but if you ask me i think Adam needs to start making a bit more of an effort to rebuild his bridges with Jane because she is fit and if he isn’t careful she is gonna meet some other bloke who is rich and isn’t so bothered about high call costs when ringing a mobile from a land line or even better he may actually own a telecommunications company and therefore get either a sizable staff discount or maybe even not have to pay any call costs at all which is probably one of the perks of being a CEO of a major national or international telecommunications company along with getting a free phone every 3 months and maybe even free broadband too which is obviously quite an attractive prospect to Jane especially during these turbulent financial times and the credit crunch when she is probably looking for a bit of financial security either from Adam or from another man although of course we all know that in her heart she loves Adam and if only the circumstances would conspire that would bring them back together then they could all be a happy family again complete with Adam and Jane and her kids and their BT Home Hub with integrated digital answering machine and wireless broadband router so i hope they do get together but in answer to your question no i don’t know if they do get back together again or not.

Supremely excellent.

I’m SICK and I refuse to believe anyone could reach CRAZY let alone SUPERMAN. Try it.

Shough says:
the end of the world is nigh then
Shough says:
anyway gtg see you soon mate

Bon: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:SonyCenterAtNight.jpg
Bon: ^ !
Rey: and you sir
Rey: were on the cyberpunk wikipedia page
Bon: agrd
Rey: :D
Rey: ive been on every wikipedia page
Bon: ROFL

Rey: thats a fucking mess
Rey: thats not a rc is it??
John: its a beta!
Rey: wtf

bon says: that page hijacks your f_cking clipboard
bon says: you dont even need to copy and paste
bon says: just visit the url

Nas - The Cross (9th Wonder remix)