LNK:DMP A bit like Chalked. Have you heard of it?

Quotes


OSS

bon: i have heard that using free software makes u more attractive to the opposite sex
rey: ROFL

Bad day

bon: brb nosebleed
rey: k
bon: (today isnt going well)

22s

bon: might treat myself to a pair of 22s for xmas
rey: dont you need 4?
bon: no
bon: dell 22s not chrome 22s

srs shit

bon: ok
bon: time for some srs shit
bon: now no more fucking around
rey: !
bon: **cracks knuckles**
rey: :o
bon: gonna pass a mil tonight

Adam and Jane

Regarding this advert, i emailed Bon:
Do the BT couple get back together do you know?
He had it covered:
I don’t know ‘cos Adam has been repeatedly ringing Jane lately to try to talk to her but she is so busy looking after the kids and doing housework and taking the kids to school and doing the [...]

GTG

Shough says:
the end of the world is nigh then
Shough says:
anyway gtg see you soon mate

I really have

Bon: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:SonyCenterAtNight.jpg
Bon: ^ !
Rey: and you sir
Rey: were on the cyberpunk wikipedia page
Bon: agrd
Rey: :D
Rey: ive been on every wikipedia page
Bon: ROFL

On WP 2.7

Rey: thats a fucking mess
Rey: thats not a rc is it??
John: its a beta!
Rey: wtf

RR

bon says: that page hijacks your f_cking clipboard
bon says: you dont even need to copy and paste
bon says: just visit the url

Badger

bon says: think morgan stanley have ms.com
rey says: correct!
bon says: pawanaja
rey says: HAHA
bon says: rhymes with badger

Fail

bon says: they dont sell beer in plastic bottles (except in retarded clubs) so why coke
bon says: its like drinking a pint out of a plastic beaker at a bbq
bon says: = fail

Zine

bon says: i predict an e-zine revival

Oh my

Rey: oh my fucking fuck guck

Dolphin

bon says: dolphins are always like :]

C

bon says: imagine
bon says: if a 6-pack of 1899 coke bottles came up on ebay
bon says: like
bon says: from 1899
bon says: unopened
bon says: i would buy them
bon says: chuck them in the fridge
bon says: and consume the next afternoon

Most of our conversations are like this

rey says: beef sw?
bon says: pls!
bon says: crisp?
rey says: flav?
bon says: c+o or pc or s+v
rey says: pc plz

LHC

helen says : what was the name of the particle circle??
rey says: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Large_Hadron_Collider

Internet

bon says: SHIT. THE INTERNET IS RUNNING OUT AND WE’VE STARTED GOING ROUND IN CIRCLES!!

Email

bon says: morn
rey says: morning!
bon says: i have 10 emails from you ranging from 5am to 8am lol
bon says: ge

Feist 4

rey says: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fciD_II7NI
rey says: GFE
bon says: oooh
bon says: ha
bon says: they had to change it
bon says: as, notably, the original song completely fails to teach kids how to count properly

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